Meiosis (mei-o’-sis): Reference to something with a name disproportionately lesser than its nature (a kind of litotes). This term is equivalent to tapinosis.
He: “That 19” zucchini is like little pickle compared to mine.
She: “Bullshit. Mine makes yours look like your teeny weeny.
And for some magical reason, it did. There was a flash of light and the zucchini shrunk to a perfect replica of Harold’s 4” weenie part.
People witnessing the conversation screamed scattered. Harold said “Ewwww” and threw the zucchini-weenie to ground and stomped on it. He let out a scream of pain. Somewhere, somehow, the zucchini-weenie had attached to him. She pulled down his pants and saw his weenie had turned into a 4” zucchini!
What would they do!
She said: I wish the weenie and the zucchini would return to their rightful places, and they did.
She picked the huge “4 zucchini up and went to take bite of it. He yelled: “No! They could still be connected somehow.“ Too late. He screamed “Noooo!” His weenie became a stump. She didn’t have enough time to chew and swallow the zucchini’s tip. She ran to him and pressed the zucchini tip to the top of his stump and said “If only it becomes a part of his weeny.”
And for some magical reason it did.
They were both relieved and got the hell out there. He learned to never minimize the sizes of other people’s actually large zucchinis (or other thing). She learned that she had magical powers. She promised to use them for good, saving people and entertaining them with her circus magic act. Her favorite trick was turning people’s fingers into carrots, carrots into fingers and back again.
She was known as “Madam Transformatio: The Goddess of Change.”
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