Repotia (re-po’-ti-a): 1. The repetition of a phrase with slight differences in style, diction, tone, etc. 2. A discourse celebrating a wedding feast.
1. Please give me the remote. GIVE me the remote! Give ME the REMOTE! God-Dammit! GIVE ME THE F***ING REMOTE!
2. Being honest is being the best Best Man I can be.
Today you are joined in matrimony. Chained together for life like two convicts, unless you appeal your conviction and get a quickie divorce! After all, it was the ‘quickie’ in the olive grove over there that got you into this mess in the first place!!
So, here’s to you, our soon-to-be-miserable friends: To your love! To your marriage! To your stupidity! To our regret!
So, let’s all have a little watered-down wine, some humus, and roast sheep buttocks and laugh at our idiot friends.
Here’s to you Mary and Joseph!
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Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu).