Simile (si’-mi-lee): An explicit comparison, often (but not necessarily) employing “like” or “as.”
Sarah was like a noisy go-kart stuck on a slow track at the mall. Around and around we went, and we never got anywhere, and she wouldn’t shut up. I felt like a beaver with dentures, but I didn’t complain: I couldn’t complain. I was grateful to have somebody who, in my opinion, was beautiful: long blond hair, blue eyes, classic hourglass shape, the whole nine yards. However, she was the stupidest person I’ve ever known. Her brain was like a walnut. She was as articulate as a bathtub. She had the taste of a cockroach. Having a job was, to her, like having cancer.
So, why did I love her? Two reasons. (1) Her parents are filthy crazy rich; (2) She is the most trusting, giving, faithful, caring, gentle, loving human being I have ever known.
We’ll get somewhere someday. We’ll be like two pelicans pumping our wings over the Gulf of Mexico, heading to Cancun or maybe Corpus Christi. Our pelican bills will be filled with money. Our pelican hearts will be filled with joy.
Oh, a text message from Sarah: “I am like a smart shopper. I am returning you.”
I texted: “What the hell did that mean? Return me? Return me where?”
She texted me: “The bar where I found you.”
I threw my phone on the floor. It popped in half, just like me and Sarah.
Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu).
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