Mempsis (memp’-sis): Expressing complaint and seeking help.
Hello world! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
The Alert gizmo my daughter pinned to my robe is fake! When I press the button with the red flag on it plays a ring tone and sings “Arise! Arise! Arise!” Although I find this very inspirational while I’m on my back here on the floor, I actually need somebody to help me arise, arise, arise.
I’m glad I have my iPhone in my pocket. 911 is a life saver!
“Hello 911? I’ve fallen and I need immediate assistance so I can arise, arise, arise. Yes, I’m sure it’ll take three tries, so please dispatch a paramedic strong enough to lift a baby minke. My address is . . .”
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Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu).