Monthly Archives: February 2022

Synathroesmus

Synathroesmus (sin-ath-res’-mus): 1. The conglomeration of many words and expressions either with similar meaning (= synonymia) or not (= congeries). 2. A gathering together of things scattered throughout a speech (= accumulatio [:Bringing together various points made throughout a speech and presenting them again in a forceful, climactic way. A blend of summary and climax.])


The King: Elm, helm, realm—my ship, my wheel, my realm. A confused mess—missing it’s head and tail. My incoherence rages like a pox as I stand, sit, jump, run, skip hoping not to slip and smash my head on the altar set below. Why me? Why must I be charred and tossed into the sea? Are the fish hungry? Do the dark blue crabs await my arrival, claws aloft, swaying in the sea’s rhythmic current, ready to rip and tear apart and greedily consume the bloody remains of me?

There is unrecognized madness shining at me from your murderous dream. You will kill me. Then what? What is your hoped for future? What is next? And more telling: why are you doing this to me? Fame? I am a Royal failure who is nevertheless dearly loved. My murder will induce wrath—you will be hunted like a pack of hydrophobic wolves. Fortune? I have nearly bankrupted the realm throwing massive banquets, drinking, whoring, and more whoring, and buying armor, crossbows, horses, beautifully emblazoned shields—each with my portrait facing the enemy. And the best of all: giant boulder-throwing catapults. Too bad we have no enemies. Fame? Fortune? Fame: You will obtain infamy, not fame and be hated by all who hear your names. Fortune: there is none. Bank on it and you will die in penury, as homeless dogs rotting by the roadside, stinking up the realm. So, in summary, cease this mad under. . . gaaa Oh God! I am slain.

The Assailants: Oi—he was always such a bloody blabbermouth. Praise God he’s dead. His son will pay us handsomely and protect us for all our days. God save the king!


Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu)

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Synecdoche

Synecdoche (si-nek’-do-kee): A whole is represented by naming one of its parts (or genus named for species), or vice versa (or species named for genus).


I got a new set of wheels for my birthday, man. I am so spoiled I could wing the rest of my life and nobody would care. My parents papered my bank account when I was ten, when they opened it. Knee deep in cabbage, everybody wants a piece of me—from soul men to hit men, everybody wants to rap with Johnnie. My cell goes off all day long while I sit in my room and fantasize about the future. My atomic tick tock tells me time is on my side.

Maybe it’s time to start to get my future started. I can be whatever I want to be as long as it doesn’t involve anything intellectual or hard, and especially, no technical knowledge—that’s for total nerds. Ooh—I could be a rock star! I can buy a backup-band. I could be the next Barry Manilow! How about these lyrics?

I like peanut butter

I like operating a crane

I read the obituaries

Just to look for your name

I can hear it on the satellite already. Fame. Concerts. Adoring fans. I’ll have a set of strings that I’ll buy from some rock star from the sixties who’s still alive. Maybe Eric Clap-on (or is it Clap-off?). Ha ha! How about Jimmy Buffett? I’ll have him eating out of my hand. Ha ha! I’ll have a little crank music box installed in my guitar that I can turn and make it sound like it’s playing. It will look sooooo cool.

Whoops, time to go to the Moon Drift casino for free lunch and craps! I never win, but they love me anyway.


Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu)

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Synonymia

Synonymia (si-no-ni’-mi-a): In general, the use of several synonyms together to amplify or explain a given subject or term. A kind of repetition that adds emotional force or intellectual clarity. Synonymia often occurs in parallel fashion. The Latin synonym, interpretatio, suggests the expository and rational nature of this figure, while another Greek synonym, congeries, suggests the emotive possibilities of this figure.


The sun, Helios, the burning orb. It makes shadows as it shines—the flat black and gray images, stretched and pulled across every surface on earth except glass, water and other earthly aspects that reflect what sunlight brings to life.

It is winter here and the sun is shining; the sky is a cloudless corridor to outer space. It is cold, -4 F. You go outside and the mucus freezes in your nostrils. You try to start your car—the starter growls and then it gives up. Nevertheless, the sun has some effect: mainly to give you a sunburn on your face if you stay outside unprotected, as if were summer without the warmth. There’s probably an explanation of winter sunburn on Wikipedia, or maybe it’s some kind common knowledge that I’m too undereducated to know. But I do know I have gotten winter burn several times. My cat won’t get it though.

We have a full height glass storm door with a southern exposure. We leave the door open and the sun streams through the storm door’s glass. The black cat—Sidney—lays on his back there like he’s on a piece of pool furniture, lounging, waiting for his Fancy Feast. The sun’s light streaming in generates heat—so much heat that it affects the thermostat in the hall, throwing it off by five degrees, while the rest of the house becomes chilly. After the sun goes down, or on a cloudy day, the cat stretches out in front of the heat ducts in either the mud room or the kitchen. I don’t how he chooses between the two ducts, but I wish I could join him basking in the burning propane’s blowing heat.

Sunlight. Daylight. Sunset. The magical star that brings warmth, growth, healing, closure, and life to our otherwise dead planet. Try to understand it’s mystic ubiquity, as we see that the Sun, like everything else we humans interact with, can injure and kill—skin cancer: a slow, drawn-out, unhurried death. It’s true, and it’s ironic, like everything else.


Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu)

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