Daily Archives: March 29, 2020


Eulogia (eu-lo’-gi-a): Pronouncing a blessing for the goodness in a person.

All the things I revere: Lying! Cheating on my wife! Calling people names! Extortion! My God–you do these things and more! Bless you dear President Trump for showing us how to live while people are dying of COVID 19–the hoax virus. We believe in you, maintaining our sovereignty, and along with Mike Pence, kissing your ass like it was Melania’s face.

Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu).

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