Charientismus (kar-i-en-tia’-mus): Mollifying harsh words by answering them with a smooth and appeasing mock.
This is the fourth time today that you’ve had something disrespectful to say to me. But hey, who’s counting?
I am!
Do it one more time and I’m going home.
Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu)
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