Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided.

Thank God Almighty we could get ALL of the Republican Senators on board with the Kangaroo Court–Mitch was especially helpful in this regard: no evidence, no testimony. Ha ha! Trump’s impeachment trial will go down in history as one of the greatest miscarriages of justice ever–it was like it would’ve been having the Nazis run the Nuremberg Trials.

We Republicans have turned checks and balances into bigger checks and bigger balances–for us–ha ha. Now. we’re looking forward to fixing the 2020 elections and eventually getting Trump to take a third term.

Again: we thank God for watching over us and helping us do our will.

Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (

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