Pareuresis (par-yur-ee’-sis): To put forward a convincing excuse. [Shifting the blame.]
I bought these pants at Salvation Army. Case closed.
Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu). Bracketed text added by Gorgias.
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