Asphalia (as-fay’-li-a): Offering oneself as a guarantee, usually for another.
This is a small hiccup in a long and lustrous political career. Throughout his political career he has never had a misstep, or had to face the sort of humiliation he’s being made to face by certain Congressional operatives–Democrat and Republican–with this Russia thing.
If anything, I can vouch for Sen. Sessions. He’s not going anywhere, despite the recusal. You can come after me if he disappears!
Right before the hearings begin, I’m going to send him to Palm Beach for memory restoration–that’s all we’re going to do–send him to Palm Beach. It’s great there, I promise–it’s great, wonderful, great! He will be well prepared. Believe me.
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Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae” (rhetoric.byu.edu).
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